A lawyer begins by explaining his alternative billing method to his client.
"Alright," the lawyer says. "You owe me
$1,000.00 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine." says the attorney.
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